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My team & I will take care of you: consultations include a report, written follow up, + access to customer support via your business group, site chat, or email.
Once you've booked your meeting, the Discord link will be provided via email. Please sign in, download app or use site in browser, and test Discord prior to the chat to maximize our time.
Accelerating
1 hour consultation
- 1 hour
- 300 US dollars
- Discord
Service Description
Book a consultation for Marketing, Sales, Growth Analysis, Deaf Topics, Music Industry, & PR! - - - - - - - - - - Stabilize Ad Results: Based out of New Orleans, Louisiana, I am a queer HOH woman doing business as Deaf Child. With a team of affiliates and over $50k in internal deals closed (not counting tickets sold or sales made on behalf of clients), I have demonstrated skills and passion across the 90+ transactions I have completed. I have successfully penetrated the music, marketing, PR and growth analysis markets by continuing to perform with high regard for efficiency, communication, negotiation, planning, and organization. I am pleased to offer my expertise, knowledge, and strategic approaches to best support growing entities. Through Deaf Child, me and my team of highly trained professional, eccentric Affiliates specialize in closing transactions for high profile clients, including those in music and Deaf community. I serve as an Analyst and Consultant to other marketing professionals as well, sharing how technology can improve their businesses. The company’s success has also led to its expansion into new markets, transitioning from street team work to full funnel growth. Honoring my Deafness, I also specialize in advocacy, and helping business people into comfortable work environments that suit their needs.
Contact
deafchildpresents@gmail.com
Contact me to discuss projects you can't find a spot on the calendar for. The calendar stops letting you book 3 days before and you can only book up to 1 week in advance so I can plan/make sure I am not overbooked.
I do block off my calendar to make sure I have time to do things, and then will unblock as that time frees up. So if you can't get a spot there are always more spots opening and you can check back in the next few days for more availability.
Let me know if you need an interpreter. I'll pay for interpreter. Depending on interpreter availability I may need extra time to schedule with them, but will communicate that with you as it happens. I speak English and sign on a scale of ASLPI 1 or 2/ in Pidgin Signed English. Deaf teammates are on standby who can sign fluently in ASL.
Keep track of your deliverables with your client portal: a private site group for case filing, updates, comments, and concerns with Deaf Child. Please log in as a site member to access your case filing and deliverables in the Group Portal.
I am not a lawyer or certified public accountant, and this should not be considered legal or financial advice. You should seek appropriate counsel for your own situation. Paying for a booking is considered a nonrefundable deposit. Terms and policies apply.
If you need closed captions on desktop, please use Discord with the site linked here also pulled up on your screen. If you need help adding captions to mobile, please reach out.
I use a balance of value based pricing (when you justify your cost by what goes into the offer), and market based pricing (when you justify your costs by what else is on the market). For example, I can be doing hours of work to follow up for every 15 minutes we meet + I have a team that work in shifts on your case as well.
Disclaimer: Growth analysis and consultations are not a substitute for engaging the services of a CPA or Attorney. Any decisions you make, and the consequences thereof are your own. Under no circumstances can you hold www.noladeafchild.com liable for any actions that you take. You agree not to hold noladeafchild.com, Deaf Child, Alexis Larinda Carney, or any affiliates of noladeafchild.com, Deaf Child or Alexis Larinda Carney, liable for any loss or cost incurred by you, or any person related or associated with you, as a result of materials or techniques, or coaching, offered by www.noladeafchild.com. Results are not guaranteed. noladeafchild.com holds no responsibility for the actions, choices, or decisions taken or made by the client. The owner of and contributors to noladeafchild.com accept no responsibility or liability whatsoever for any harm from the use or dissemination of information contained here.
Service of No Guaranty: It is understood and agreed that Deaf Child as Analyst, Consultant, Marketer cannot warrant or guarantee the outcome of any project and Deaf Child has not represented to the Purchaser that the Purchaser will recover any funds whatsoever. The Purchaser has also been informed that obtaining a consultation or deal does not guarantee Deaf Child will be capable of or willing to satisfy requests.